Hey Nicole, it was so nice to make out with you last Saturday night on our way back from getting Taquitos. I’m sure we had great conversation but, alas, I don’t recall any of it! Anyway, I was wondering if you would be interested in enjoying sexual contact with me tonight.
As soon as I heard Woody Allen was shooting a movie in Rhode Island this summer, I started imagining ways wherein my summer work would have me on his movie set and perhaps on a cinema’s screen. Unless Allen decides to edit out the two scenes where a shaggy student-looking dude in earth tones walks by, I was able to accomplish the latter.